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I've been wondering whether I should try the life of a gay man. I mean, look at all the advantages.
First off, it'd be cool to be a housewife. I'd find myself a well-off partner, preferably a lawyer or a doctor spending a lot of their time working, while I'd be sitting home reading, writing and slowly eating myself to death.
To make it more interesting, every now and then I'd slip off to this or that female lover. All women would be horribly attracted to me, as they usually are to gay men. I'd be all sensitive with them and let them cry on my shoulder about their terrible manly husbands and maybe cry myself a bit as well.
At home, on the other hand, I'd have to prevent the guy from getting too lustful (since deep down I'm the exit-only kind of person). I guess I'd simply complain about headaches all the time, wear shabby clothes and be a couch potato.
He'd have to be big and strong to protect me from the enraged husbands - and wouldn't that be fun? I'd watch and cheer while he beat the crap out of them and then we'd cuddle and tighten our bond (mentally).
We'd watch football and burp and fart together. He wouldn't nag, be bitchy once a month or obsess about the new Louis Vuitton bag. And there's no way a guy can get pregnant or make you work your arse off to pay alimony.